"But if your bad mindset and senseless passion compel you, wicked man, to so great a crime,
as to assault our head with your snares,
ah!, then you will suffer by a terrible fate,
when, with feet bound, radishes and mullets will run you through your gaping gate."

Classics, kids. It's fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If that Ah! was an Aieee!
I would have had that down as Greek.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Or an oi moi.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

So...
you want radishes up your gaping gate? Sounds a bit painful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Ginger is more common
Figginglolz
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Tasty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

With spines on.
The poem's "You want to fuck my boyfriend. If you do, I'm going to ass rape you."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

best of all the rapes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm assuming with a fish, rather than a hair style

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Apparently mullets are lightly barbed.
Ouch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Also, perms are poisonous.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)