Afternoon
My lunch has been a packet of wine gums while I wait for the nice people in the garage to find out if the squeek in my car means it's about to blow up.

Loose Women is on the tv. It's the first time I've seen it. Christ it's dreadful shit.
Anyways I've been sat here an hour and I'm massively bored.
Amuse me!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*dances*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

*claps like idiot*
*then looks a bit bored and eats another wine gum*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*Fires up gramophone*
*Offers you a Foxtrot to the strains of Irving Berlin*
*Skulks out, tail between legs*

Calm down Jeff. Metaphorical tail.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Meh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

We now know why Biscuit keeps attacking random people.
She scared.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Is Biscuit still attacking pensioners?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Odd random people,
But she doesn't like anyone with hoods or cycle helmets etc too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Does Biscuit read the Dail Mail?
I understand they are down on Hoodies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

She's strictly a Guardian reader.
Hence our perplexity.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Grabs hold of a fire extinguisher, sits in office chair
Squeezes the trigger
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

This has raised a chuckle from me, if no-one else.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)