jeff's jokes/puns
those are considerably shitter than your post.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ouch

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

it's ok, nobody agrees with me
i mean, look how many people rushed in to defend you!

ooooh look, a tumbleweed.

and another.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

and another.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

The same number of people who find you witty and charming then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

i'm a girl
i have a cleavage. why would i need wit and/or charm?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Because in about 3-4 years
your tits will start to sag around your knees, and everyone will realise that actually, your face wasn't all that pretty to start with, it was just that nobody ever paid it enough attention.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

this is when i shall convert to islam
a burkha covers a multitude of sins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I'm still getting used to this place
being new and all
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)