Also, REM
How a band can have such a protracted career without writing a single interesting song is beyond me. Before anyone says it, I have a blind spot where Status Quo are concerned because my Dad is their biggest fan. They were his specialist subject when he was on Mastermind. Not kidding.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mainly because The Quo wrote quite a lot of good songs

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I think Quo rewrote one good song several times until it ceased to be good, in all fairness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It's ok Darth
Everybody hurts sometimes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Spit on it, that should help

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

But it's bigger.
It's bigger than you and you are not me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I find this genuinely nauseating
I suspect I shouldn't have told you this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Having a Bad Day?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

The lengths that I will go to
Oh no, have I said too much? I set it up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*vomits spectacularly*
Excellent, that should allow me an extra 300 calories today. Thank you kindly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I haven't said enough
since I thought that I heard you laughing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

See if you can get through the rest of the day with posts containing nought but REM lyrics

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'll be trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

If you manage it
I'll buy you a pony*

*not a pony
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Status Quo were fucking great at times
and whilst true latterly, the accusations of ‘all the songs are the same’ is demonstrably bollocks, and trotted out by ignorant mincers in sequinned bolero jackets from the Great Yarmouth area WHO DEFINITELY AREN'T GAY, OK? ‘Pictures of Matchstick Men’ and ‘Mean Girl’ couldn’t be much more different from each other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I'll bet you loved 'You're in the army now'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I bet YOU love 'Margarita Time'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

YOU LOVE
That FA Cup song they did with Man United.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Very good, Monty, in no way tired
I will concede your point and acquiesce to your admittedly far superior musical knowledge. To explain my point of view, whilst I was purloining my Dad's otherwise excellent rock'n'roll collection in my early teens he was persisting with the Quo's later output like "Thirsty Work" and the execrable 30th Anniversary collection, "Don't Stop", in which they admirably manage to make various classics written by other people sound exactly the same as each other.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

By '75 they were utter shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Apparently they're something like the 3rd-highest selling British band of all time
behind the obvious two. I find this staggering, even though it can likely be attributed to building up an army of people like my Dad who'll buy every damn thing they release, and the exceptional longevity of their career
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Because they're all shiny happy people holding hands.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Ugh, don't get me started
My first clue that this series of Glee might be headed downhill fast was a version of Losing My Religion which was worse than the original. Yes, yes, I know, fire away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Is that you in the corner?
Is that you in the spotlight, getting thoroughly buggered?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Is it normal for him to be smiling? I thought everybody cries.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Only sometimes when everything is wrong.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Is it time to sing along?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

If your day is night alone
And if you feel like letting go, then yes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

So you're old man was on Mastermind and you acknowledge that legacy
by going on Weakest Link! you may as well have spat in his face and called him a cunt. Bad son!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

My Dad was on Weakest Link too
He came second.

Also, Mastermind was the culmination of about 25 years of TV quiz shows. I've got time to catch him up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

We are the Quizzersons from Quizville and we love to quiz!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

My Mum's going on TWL next

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

TWL the game
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

hahahaha that is awesome pal!!
Please go on TOtal Wipeout next!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I would LOVE to
However, my next quiz show win (as I've decided this will be my main form of earnings from now on) has to exceed £3.5K so I can get my eyes lasered. Total Wipeout would be perfect, but it really strikes me as something that one needs decent eyesight for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

My mate had his done the other weekend says it's amazing.
He had it manually done so was shitting it. Cheaper though I believe.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Not an option with my prescription
Plus I'm so precious about my eyes that I'm only doing it the most expensive way! TGB had hers done recently and was delighted, Sportscow has also advised me it's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)