I fucking wouldn't.
I'd just look like your dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this fear should stop more people sliming on students and teenagers
sadly it doesn't always seem to kick in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I've never slimed on a student
since I actually was a student.

Actually, with the exception of two young, naive and suggestible girls from the orchestra, I've always gone for older women (inadvertently I might add, it's just turned out that way)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*ahem*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Hey, you showed me your nipple of your own free will
I have a witness
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

how interesting that you should assume i was talking about you
what does this say about you, al, hmmmm??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh I didn't think you were talking about me
But I just like chipping in my two pence worth. I like to validate myself online.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

How tall are you?
If you were my dad, I'd be even more reluctant to bring home boys than I am now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Speaking of which, I've just been invited to the boy's cousin's 21st.
In Wales. "My whole family will be there. It'll be fun."

I think I just shat myself in fear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Tell him
"look, seriously, we're not getting married or anything, this is strictly casual"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Tell him 'Wales? Fuck off you fucking midget'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

6'2"
Not gargantuan but more than big enough to stand next to you in whatever heels you choose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)