By my calculations
in 2004 I was four years older than she is now.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm 20.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm 30

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Lold.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Making you slightly younger than me
you inconsiderate bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

If it's any consolation
I've been feeling old since the turn of the millenium.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

2001
should be the future, not the past!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Damn right
Nearly 2015. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HOVERBOARDS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I did a lecture once in which I was pointing out to students
how much technology had changed. I got a bit ranty about it to a point where I was jabbing my finger at the computer shouting

"you wanted a rocket car? THIS IS YOUR ROCKET CAR!"

I turned back to them and they all looked a bit scared
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I want a flying car
Sort it, if you would, Professor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

No problem
it's on the list for development after a time machine. Once we've made that, we have all the time in the world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

That's the cleverest thing I've ever heard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

It'll do
Especially since I spent most of last decade acting like a child
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

How old are you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I've heard he's 32 AND A TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM TRIPOLI

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Of course, I knew how old he was
I was waiting for someone to wade in with that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*bullying snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Is it bullying
if the victim finds it quite funny too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

No, then it's "validation by meme"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Aren't memes usually based on falsehood?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Well, about the anal thing...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Hahaha
What you do in your own time, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

when do I get my meme?
I've been to two bashes now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's not all it's cracked up to be
I've been to zero bashes and seem to have acquired two memes, plus the hideous one which Al started but didn't really catch on. This last one will probably be revived when I go to a bash
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

...but have you done anything ridiculous at them?
Or confessed to something embarrassing on here?

Look at Happybara - barely on here a week and that boy's got two fucking beauties on the go already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'll work on it
Problem is, in real life I'm quite dull. I need an elaborate online persona. hmmm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Fuck off Bert
(pre-emptive strike)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

oooh! I could manufacture a flounce
or an internet breakdown!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

But then you have to return equally dramatically
to enjoy the aftereffects. These things take serious planning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

You're a LARPer.
What could be worse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

You can have mine if you like
al keeps trying to convince people than I can lick my own mimsy.
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

but I saw you do it yesterday!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

That's ludicrous
As if you'd spend any time whatsoever online if you could
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)