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News.Reports of Libyan jets firing on protestors, the entire libyan delegation to the UN has asked for international military action to stop the "genocide" happening within the country and to enforce a no fly zone over all major cities.
fucking hell.
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I have a lot of respect for GadaffiHe's the chap with the all-female bodyguard, named "the Army of Ultimate Force".
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:05,
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Wow that excuses his use of heavy weaponry and air power on civilians.(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I never had you down as an 'Salt n Pepa feat. En Vogue' fan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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I was at Harrow with your father, you know.*puffs on pipe*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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Excellent.Sounds like the perfect excuse for a good old war.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:06,
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*gets misty-eyed about The Red Baron*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:08,
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I fail to see how banning bluebottles will help the situationbut I suppose anything is worth a try. They tread in poo, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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*checks**checks again*
Guys, I think the 'popular' page is broken.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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hahahahahaI've got a proper chuckle on!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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I can't wait for France to fall, I'm going buy a big chunk of the south(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:08,
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I earn more than arRswipe, it's not an issue.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:10,
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Really? but you don't tell us how much everything you buy costs... I don't get it.(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
if you don't notice the bandwagon yourself but have to wait for it to be pointed outyou don't get to jump on it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:21,
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...faster than Zammo McGuire before his Maths CSE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:11,
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aww a joke shared by two old peoplehow quaint.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:16,
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I'm not massively bothered by that to be honestthey won't win at the Emirates but will get a shit load of cash, the only bad bit is the extra game.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:22,
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I think the point that Jeff is makingis that your lot couldn't beat LEYTON FUCKING ORIENT
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You're good Darth.Have you ever considered going on a TV Game Show?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Well that's what happens when you play a mixed team of reserves and shit playersbut they will get RVP, Cesc and Jack next time.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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That makes no fucking sense whatsoeverPlay reserves so as not to knacker first-teamers, get a draw, add to fixture list, play first-teamers in extra game which will be wedged in between actual important fixtures like getting caned by Barca. If your reserves can't stuff Orient at the Emirates they'll never be good enough for the first team, better to play them and find that out now
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I think Wenger knows we have more chance of winning the FA cup than the champions league, you will see some more first teamers starting that game. Win it early take them off.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:35,
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You have more chance of winning the Carling Cup than eitheryou ought to play your first team in the final, get the first part of the Quadruple wrapped up
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Birmingham are decent so I hope to see the entire first team starting.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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I actually hope you cunt them in the fuckIf only to see people get off Wenger's back for not winning trophies
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'Birmingham' and 'decent' are two words not often found in the same sentence.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:08,
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Oh god. I only heard about this today. It's terrifying.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:22,
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I am going to point out that you look a lot like a girlI once went on a date with in Bath back in about 2004. I'm assuming you're not that girl, but if you were, I wasn't the one that broke that ornament.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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She would have been about 13So the ornament is the least of your worries
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I have no idea how old you arebut it's more to do with Lampito being that young
(I can assure you that I feel your pain)
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By my calculationsin 2004 I was four years older than she is now.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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If it's any consolationI've been feeling old since the turn of the millenium.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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2001should be the future, not the past!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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I did a lecture once in which I was pointing out to studentshow much technology had changed. I got a bit ranty about it to a point where I was jabbing my finger at the computer shouting
"you wanted a rocket car? THIS IS YOUR ROCKET CAR!"
I turned back to them and they all looked a bit scared
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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No problemit's on the list for development after a time machine. Once we've made that, we have all the time in the world
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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It'll doEspecially since I spent most of last decade acting like a child
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How old are you?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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Of course, I knew how old he wasI was waiting for someone to wade in with that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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No, then it's "validation by meme"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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Well, about the anal thing...(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:45,
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when do I get my meme?I've been to two bashes now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46,
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It's not all it's cracked up to beI've been to zero bashes and seem to have acquired two memes, plus the hideous one which Al started but didn't really catch on. This last one will probably be revived when I go to a bash
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...but have you done anything ridiculous at them?Or confessed to something embarrassing on here?
Look at Happybara - barely on here a week and that boy's got two fucking beauties on the go already.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:53,
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I'll work on itProblem is, in real life I'm quite dull. I need an elaborate online persona. hmmm
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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oooh! I could manufacture a flounceor an internet breakdown!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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But then you have to return equally dramaticallyto enjoy the aftereffects. These things take serious planning
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You're a LARPer.What could be worse?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:01,
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You can have mine if you likeal keeps trying to convince people than I can lick my own mimsy.
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but I saw you do it yesterday!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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That's ludicrousAs if you'd spend any time whatsoever online if you could
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I don't think it is!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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I didn't know Rohypnol interfered with memories that much :/(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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i somehow feel like the whole thing is your faultfor shouting "woo! tunisia! yay!" so often.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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Burn a flag, Rachel - it's the only way democracy can happen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Too easyThe way oil prices are going you'll have no choice soon anyway
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trueit's nearly £90 to fill my car now. it's only a little sports car!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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This is exactly why I don't have a carWell, that and the complete lack of need for one
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I am aware of thisHowever I really don't need one, I can walk everywhere I want to go, and travel around the country infrequently enough to make the train tickets cheaper than the cost of running a car.
This is not the reason, of course. the reason is because the sort of car I could afford would not be awesome.
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Also obviating the need to be a buswanker, sitting next to the hoi polloi and breathing their stench and faecal matter in as a matter of course£130 to fill the tank though :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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Stickered up to look like a gay mouserounded off with a pink boa for it's tail
*vomits*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48,
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I drive an old MiniA tiny tank and it does eleventy* miles to the gallon
*I actually have no idea how many
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i really should watch the newsall I hear about news is on here and it's beginning to sound like the world is falling apart
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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Not all of itJust that section of it that produces most of the world's oil. I expect America will invade somebody soon.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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blimeyso, this is totally a big deal then. I'll watch the news this evening sometime, might even help with the pub quiz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:26,
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Don't worry, it's just a bunch of Africans banging their spears together.(
Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Played by Ray Brooks!Ahh. Remember when he won the Dagon Club?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29,
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I knew you wouldn't let me down.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:32,
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Every time I put the news on it always seems to be when the local news is on,and all I hear is people moaning about how their favourite shop has closed because of the greedy bankers who started the recession.
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And at the end of it they'll say "oh, and there's a war on in such a place goodnight"(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Someone hit me on the head in Bongo-BongoI woke up with slight percussion.
Yes, I know, I'm leaving
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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Jeff, I've made the best joke of my career up there ^and I've got nothing. Nothing, Jeff. Not a fucking flicker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:42,
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I'll go and have a look Monty.I'll do it now.
EDIT: Fantastic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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Well praise the Lord!I was beginning to question my own sanity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46,
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it's OK, I supposebut not clicking material
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46,
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Well that's a little bit strong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48,
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I quite agreeIt wasn't THAT funny.
I actually did consider the word "prick" to be a tad much but to be honest it just works really nicely in conjunction with "vainglorious".
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Vainglorious bastardwould have been better. Film pun, you see.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:52,
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Good pointHowever that film is from the last 18 months, so Monty won't have seen it
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I have, actually.It really was fucking shit.
I quite like some of Tarantino's films but he is even worse than Pegg/Frost for the 'knowing references' shit and I hate him for it. Self-consciously 'cult' = wank.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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I actually haven't which massively undermines my previous croissanty attitude
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That's very disappointing to hearReviews I've heard have been spectacularly mixed, to date
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like the filmit's like 2 films jammed into one. That might be his clever point, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:00,
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I felt it wanted to be Kelly's Heroes etcand failed but fair play to him for trying to recreate a good genre. Much like Kill Bill failed to be a number of much better Chinese films, but again fair enough for having a go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:04,
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This sounds a bit like the plot of running man.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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That is genuinely one my favourite films ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28,
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I am Yaphet Kotto's no.1 fan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:34,
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Aha, I seeIt's OK to like a mainstream film as long as there's a slightly random and leftfield reason for it.
Right, Brett?
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Is that a Conchords reference?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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No, dearIt's the line that Yaphet Kotto's character, Parker, gets to say most often in Alien. I was trying to show affinity for your abstract choice of fan club
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I will if you had back your Greek (love) Points.Wash them first though please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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I'm going to overlook the spelling mistakeand disappointing pun-based insult, on account of wanting to not be mean to you at the moment, and still feeling a bit bad about calling you a prick. Sorry about that.
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obviously, it's brilliant... duh Monty.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29,
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I wanna know who's the first person to turn up waiting for everyone else, just waiting there with his plackard looking at his watch and huffing a lot about it being considerate to say if you're gonna be late.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:16,
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