Too easy
a flag your bra

The way oil prices are going you'll have no choice soon anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

true
it's nearly £90 to fill my car now. it's only a little sports car!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

This is exactly why I don't have a car
Well, that and the complete lack of need for one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

You should get a car
because cars are awesome.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I am aware of this
However I really don't need one, I can walk everywhere I want to go, and travel around the country infrequently enough to make the train tickets cheaper than the cost of running a car.

This is not the reason, of course. the reason is because the sort of car I could afford would not be awesome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Also obviating the need to be a buswanker, sitting next to the hoi polloi and breathing their stench and faecal matter in as a matter of course
£130 to fill the tank though :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

He'd only buy a pink Fiat 500 anyway.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Stickered up to look like a gay mouse
rounded off with a pink boa for it's tail
*vomits*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Fuck off would I
Fiat? Yeravinalarf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I drive an old Mini
A tiny tank and it does eleventy* miles to the gallon

*I actually have no idea how many
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)