Don't forget to quote the length of your stool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not taking a tape measure to the bogs
Took me fucking ages to fish it out last time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Use your hands then, not your mouth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Don't be so bloody silly
How am I supposed to measure a shite with my mouth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

surely you've had enough experience sucking cock
that you can fairly accurately judge length and girth?

also: good morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Morning

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Morning you flangemonkey
The other problem with your suggestion is that after this much caffeine I seriously doubt my effluent will retain the firmness and consistancy of a cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

that is a fair point
you will have to measure volume in that case.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Shite update below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)