Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how the hell do you nurse a RAT?i'm very sorry darth, but i think the best cure for any rat (and this includes hamsters, gerbils, mice and men) is a nice clean whack with a nice big spade...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:48,
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I'd like to apologise now for the absence of my usual wit and elanbut fuck you.
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you know i'm just trying to tease you out of itdon't be like that honey-bunny
(hmm, bunnies are also a prime candidate for a nice spade-whacking, now i come to think of it)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:52,
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definitelynot all men. just... the majority.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:52,
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It'd definitely be easier to make a list of men to not whack with a spade.Let's see... Jake Gyllenhaal, potential Brighton-boy, Paolo Nutini and Darth, because I'm being nice to him today. That's it.
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AwwwCheers honey. Can you add Graeme Swann? Just until the World Cup's over.
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you forgot bradley cooperother than that, we're good to go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01,
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WaitJamie Campbell Bower and Charlie Cox must remain de-spaded too.
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