exactly
and does this fucking useless waste of skin think i WANT to get up at 6.30 every day to to work for 14 hours plus a hefty chunk of weekends just to pay for her fucking wedding? what a skanky thieving sack of shite.

would she lift the cash out of my wallet, i wonder. she'd probably be outraged at the suggestion (or maybe not!), but it is absolutely no different.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The law society wants to encourage me to be a Judge
lollers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

i for one would support this interesting and challenging initiative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Didn't you get the circular? After five years qualification you can apply
Oh man, I could skateboard into work. I'm afraid that I'd prejudge everything and there would be very little justice in my court, fuck yeah!!11!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Go for it.
I think you have all the right qualities.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Being a closet nazi helps no end I imagine
Bet you have to be a fucking freemason as well, dunno if I fancy that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

freemason pederast
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)