i'm not rich
you are rich when you stop noticing what day of the month is payday. i either need to earn a LOT more or to spend a LOT less to reach this stage!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so...
what you are saying is that you are shit in bed?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

you might think so
or you might think you never knew what sex was like before that night of whitehot passion.

but i think the former will make it easier to live your pallid little life in the aching bitter knowledge that you'll never get to find out, so let's agree on that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'll have to make do with the great sex I regularly get from the woman I love then
what a shame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

it IS a shame
but i think you'll come to terms with it. eventually. in 2018 or so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

and you'll be waiting?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

oh god yes
i've had a widow's walk built and everything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

nice
I'll bear that in mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I disagree
I ceased noticing post my foray into quizland, although I'll probably have to pay attention again next month, and what I won is probably less than your take-home
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

after tax
i take home about £11,500 per month i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

That makes you rich by anyone's standards
Apart from those whose first name is "Sheikh"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

it would be fucking lovely
if it were anything like the truth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I wasn't expecting anyone to actually believe you there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

what would that be anyway...
£138,000 after tax, so about £200,000 per annum?

and to think partners in city firms earn three times that. blimey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)