yes, but she'll die of starvation if he keeps thinking three little spuds and two tendrils of carrot make a roast dinner.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you suggesting we stage an intervention?
Maybe a Bacon Explosion related one?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

We could each take it in turns to fill her with hot pork
until she is completely satisfied. We should make DiT watch from the other side of the room so he can see how much happier she is being properly full, compared to the empty hollow feeling she is always left with when he tries.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It would be educational for him
This is the kind of thing friends are for.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Sometimes as a special treat
a couple of us could work together at the same time to make something really special.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'd be up for helping
That poor girl needs a good treat once in a while.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

There was enough meat
but not enough of anything else.
He must have used half a carrot for the whole roast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

If this is a double entendre,
then I despair for the condition of the poor fellow's genitalia...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

3 spuds?
surely 2 is the correct number?
( zulu eh?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I have five massive spuds me
and six or seven if my dad leaves some.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

sounds like a real mouthful

( zulu eh?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Not for me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)