sadly i think there's just quite a lot of guys who literally have no idea how to touch a girl!
if they've never had a long term relationship and have only ever watched porn/had flings, i guess nobody's ever told them that the aim is NOT to try and tickle your tonsils whilst fingering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ugh.
what a depressing thought.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

not as depressing as realising that all the build-up from the date/flirting at work/party whatever
has fizzled out into you wincing in agony and trying to pass it off as moans of ecstasy whilst he tries to get his arm in there up to the elbow. and then wonders why he can't get his cock in subsequently, having bruised and terrified you to the point of involuntary clenching...

(i never exaggerate, me)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Swipe: Oww! I never knew you wore a ring.
Bloke: I don't love, it's my watch you can feel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

by "bloke"
you meant "jeff", didn't you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

No.
By 'bloke' I meant some poor unfortunate who is planning on being a contestant on The Price Is Right and wants to do some revision, and who knows more about over-priced consumer goods than you?

Come on down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not sure that this particularly has ever happened to me
partially because I've never really been in that situation, but it really, really irritates me when men don't cut their fingernails, and then look all offended when I tell them to sort their skanky jagged digits out before they bring them near me.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)