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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I do hope you've banned Catface from getting anywhere near your vagina
until he's had everything tied off.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:39,
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14 years ago)
He's currently sleeping on the sofa because we're all ill.
Separate sleeping arrangements are a good contraceptive.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:40,
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Just don't sit on that sofa
Unless you're wearing two pairs of jeans.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:42,
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I'm glad they're wipe clean leather.
The sofa, not the jeans.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:44,
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It makes an economic alternative to beeswax
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Captain V, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:48,
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I feel bad for him now
I might send him a little blanket in the post
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Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:42,
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You'd probably only need a small envelope.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:43,
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