I've always hated joining sevrel swear words or animals together to form a new swear, like "Aligator shitcunt" and "Wanking Rhyno Bumfarts".
I find it really unimaginative, like Might Boosh, lolrandom and lolwaki isn't my cup of tea.

I don't mind wordy as long as the words add something to the story, and I find meaningless similies that are written just for the sake of fille, dull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Agreed.
"badger twunts" is not an effective swearword. Not like "fucking cunts" is.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Yes, and yes once again for emphasis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I am totally coming up on my paracetamol, that must be why I'm so on your wavelength this afternoon.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Listen out for the backwards sitar music.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I feel precisely the same way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

as do I
if it rolls off the tongue then perhaps fair enough, but they usually don't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You should change your band name to
'Wanking Rhyno Bumfarts'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)