Its pissing down
and I cycled 11 miles in to work.
Q. 1967
Alt. I'd like it to be Saudi Arabia but its not so likely
Alt Alt. I'd be the toaster
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

would you like any toast?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I don't want any toast
He doesn't want any toast, in fact nobody around here wants any toast, not now, not ever, no toast.
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

What about a muffin?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Or muffins!
We don't LIKE muffins around her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

We want no muffins, no toast,
No teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

If you haven't Googled that
then you are my new personal hero

my new personal hero me, age 17
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I have watched White Hole a gazillion times
My sister and I can recite the whole episode

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

*edit* Oh and I'm afraid the correct response was actually "Ah, so you're a waffle man!"
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You're quite right. I apologise. It's just that talking to you can be very difficult
In fact, it's like having a conversation with John Robeson on dope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

John Paul
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Bugger. I shall attempt to create a new subthread to mask my shame
Paul George
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I considered replying to my own post with exactly that
george Ringo
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You used the word smegging, I'm afraid I will have to send death to your house
Could you send me your postcode please?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

My postcode is TR10 9EZ

( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Google Street View, you fool!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

So? I've told people where I work loads of times.
In fact it would be nice to have a visit, even if I did get death.
( Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)