This is hardly the time or plaice for this sort of thing...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've had my gill of puns for the moment. I'll stop.



Of dorsal continue. But they keep sliding up the scale of crapness...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

these are so terrible
they are making me gurnard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Mullet over for a bit. You'll see they're actually pretty good.
You need a shark wit for this sort of thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'd getting a haddock

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Winner.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Scale of carpness, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Congratulations, you've become my dad.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Thanks!
Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Hello daddy, hope you're well.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

How many daddies do you need, woman?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Erm. There's my real one. And there's Monty.
I'm afraid you and Gonz are not old enough to be my daddy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Good point.
_{I shall have to find a younger girl to lock in my basement and repeatedly rape for eighteen years.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And while all you two did was make a crap dad joke,
Monty has carried out paternal duties.

EDIT: Just saw your edit. I'm suitably disturbed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Yes, it also occurred to me as I was editing that my basement is also my kitchen
And would be rather difficult to lock. Still, if she's that young then I should just be able to put one of those child-gates at the top of the stairs...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Keep her in the wine fridge?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

ra - ar
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

And you, too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Gonz, it would appear Lampers has declared herself as the IVF-through-surrogate-mother daughter to our gay civil partnership
Are you the sort to give or receive?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Would I be able to tell the difference?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)