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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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15 years ago)
you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
COULDNTCHA BOY?
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Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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I fucking love this
I put in a set-up line, bugger off to do some work and find three people have weighed in with various pay-offs. Brilliant
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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i'm a girl actually
but yes.
yes i could.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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It woudl require a tremendous amount of suction
and would then suddenly explode out of the hose in the final few inches, lodging itself irretrievably in a lung.
So I wouldn't, if I were you.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:56,
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i've known men who were less sensitive lovers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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Lies! Lies and deceit!
We've never even met
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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