being in bed with someone else
seriously I woke up with that sleep paralysis thing in the middle of last night convinced there was someone in my room. scared the crap out of me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mmmm I'm not so convinced about that one
I sleep much better when there isn't 15+ stone of snoring flailing manflesh next to me.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I didn't know you and Lab were once together?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Haha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I doubt even the weight of Labs cumulative chins
could equal that of my last boyfriend. He was 6'5.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I did that at Uni
Stupid Darth Vader cut-out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

there was no reason for mine
I just convinced myself that there was someone there and I could feel them moving the duvet but I couldn't make myself move. I just about rolled over slightly, but felt something under my back which was clearly their arm and not (as it turned out) a book and my phone.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Dreaming about me, eh
It happens to everyone eventually. It'll pass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

your arm is like a book and a phone?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Have you been spying on me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I totally should
I know who you are and you don't know who I am. This is a good start
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I've just remembered that the security settings on my FB profile are shithouse
and my profile picture is fucking obvious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

the photo's how I knew you knew her
that and the tracking bugs I put on your coat. you should make notes for stalking Bella
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

That makes perfect sense actually
So you'd already done some preliminary stalking before ascertaining that we had a mutual friend. I'm flattered, frankly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

yeah, I wasn't even trying
I just thought, hmm, that picture looks familiar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

That implies you watched me on t'telly
Stalker! I would say the decent thing to do would be to friend me, but I imagine that would be against your principles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

then I wouldn't have the edge on you
(also you were on a list for a certain bash recently)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

BGB's bash?
That's still a maybe. How are you planning to stalk me whilst socialising with the same people?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

not that one
but that would be an interesting challenge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Oh right
Which one then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

you suck at counter stalking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Eh, effort
We've established that you have a massive advantage already, and have probably briefed our mutual friend not to provide me with any information about you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)