I miss not having enough money to buy a new pair of shoes a week
and still be able to get hammered three nights a week.

Stupid real life getting in the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can change your birthday present to SHOES if you like

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You'd probably get it wrong
I'm much more fussy about shoes than drugs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Yes
Yes I would
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm not doubting your taste
I wouldn't trust anyone to buy shoes for me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'm pretty good with underwear
And I know your size, too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Bet you don't.
That is NOT an invite to speculate on my underwear size.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Check your texts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Well that was sufficiently creepy.
Have you been spying on me?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I have my sources
*slips AA a fiver*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm just going to assume you're stalking me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

As if I can afford binoculars

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I dedicate the tins I'll be having tonight to you

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I still get hammered
I just do it in my house, alone, and without new shoes.

In fact, I'm drinking wine RIGHT NOW.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm just wondering how many of Tesco's finest it'll take to get completely ratarsed

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Finest?
Well lah-di-fucking-dah.

If you were even halfway serious about getting ratarsed you would favour quantity, and know the answer as to numbers would be "as many as it takes to make me blind".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Tesco has a finest? All I've ever seen is the 2% value. It'll take a crate and half

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Ah, I thought you meant "Tesco Finest"
My scornful disdain is hereby withdrawn. Happy getting shitfaced.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

:)

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm not sure of a solution to that
But I would advise against buying a £12 bottle of wine, before being too much of a wuss/lazy to return it

I still feel a retard about that
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)