Interrupting Top Gear
D.U.M.P.E.D.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

watching "top gear"
D.U.M.P.E.D. first.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

But what if I miss some of their witty unscripted banter?
i'll never catch up. I might as well turn over and watch Antiques-cunting-Roadshow
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

i hope jeremy clarkson is there for you
when the thirty minutes of shiny things being driven pointlessly around in stupid ways has ended and you are alone and blow-job-less on the cold, cold sofa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

now then, what happens if you like both shows?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

you should never be allowed to talk to people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

oh. okay then.
*wanders off*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I've made an appointment for you two with
www.relate.org.uk/home/index.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I much prefer the Antiques Roadshow to Top Gear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I have a pavlovian response to the theme tune
all of a sudden i'm 13 again and the weekend is over and I haven't done any of my homework

*shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You were abused by Hugh Scully as a boy.
That's the real reason, isn't it? It's OK to cry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Ahaha, oh god this
that and songs of bloody praise.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Now why did you have to bring that up?
*rocks backwards and forwards in corner of room*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

i have never seen the AR
and actually i don't mind guys watching TG, keeps them busy whilst i cook or clean or have a bath or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

'whilst I cook or clean'
Chinny reck-on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET
You said you've got a cleaner, you've also said you don't cook.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

but Fiona Bruce presents that.
/obsessed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

She does?
all of a sudden I feel an interest in the value of other peoples tat
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

She sure does.
I could talk at length about the Bruce, but the terms of my court order forbid it in a public forum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

maybe, but she's no
saxophonist from the zutons, is she.

hmmm, or maybe she is...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

That girl from the Zutons makes my heart ache.
She runs a close second to you and Fiona.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Are you my B3ta comedy account?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I don't know.
Am I?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Dude, like whoa...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

What?
The Bruce/Swipe/Zutons bird thing?

I'm only human.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

heart balls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)