buy a candle
melt it
pour the boiling wax over the tip of your cock, right where it is most sensitive
rip it off
then get a man to touch it with oil

THEN tell me if you still think it sounds like fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alternatively, wax your armpits, leave some wax in there, realise you can't get it off without picking at raw skin
So shave it instead.

Fuck me, that was painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You actually are a tranny aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Nope, getting waxed raised over £250 for charity.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

*adds scenario to wank bank*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The mother of my kid is a reet dorty gorl
and this scenario (minus the man bit) is alarmingly close to something I have actually experienced.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)