One of my worst was having a garden fork removed from my foot by two nurses.
There was pain, squelching, scratching and scraping before a popping noise and a fountain of blood shooting out of my foot. And having my artery clamped when I cut my wrist open (accidentally) was fucking intense.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Accidentally?
Yeah right, fucking emo.
( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I was 18 and my friend bet me 20 quid I couldnt punch through the toilet wall.
I could, but the plaster and tiles slashed my wrist open, it was very surreall for a few minutes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

HOOOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ACOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I know, I was (am) a massive tit when I was younger.
I should have mentioned how I fucked all the ambulance workers then took all the morphine before continuing to party.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

That's not very sceneXcore emo

( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I don't even know what that means.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No-one does

( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

EMO

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

how the tables have turned, touche!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)