Good news for you mate
Your neighbours, not so much

Good news from the doctor... do opticians count? "Your macular degeneration seems to have stabilised, as long as this trend continues you should retain your eyesight well into your 50's" is the closest I can manage. Paraphrased.

Alt: when I was 18 I got an eye infection that required me to have my eyeballs scraped. Then there was the infamous anal swab
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Swab'?
Yeah right.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

by "swab" he means a pirate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Angry pirate?
Jizz in her eye, kick her in the shin, punch her in the gut?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*sigh*
207.44.242.20/questions/matron/post663136
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

yeah due to an infection in my u traction tube? or something the pressure is off and my ear drum
is rigid, should clear up with this new spray in a few days.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

eustachion
possibly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

that's the one!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Eustachian tube?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Yep - mine are fucked up
so it feels like I'm underwater most of the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I might have to have my eyes zapped with lasers soon
myopiafail :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

HAVE to have?
Getting your eyes lasered on the NHS is the biggest win I can imagine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Not to fix them
They're unfixable anyway.

Just when my retina detatches. I will be able to smell my eyeball burning. What the actual fuck? Who pays for that? I may be a bit scared.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oooooh shit
You poor thing. Does your retina detatch often?

Worst chat-up line EVER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Never happened before
I've had the 'early warning signs' for a month now. It's because I'm so short sighted, my eyes are shaped like rugby balls. I have been told that my retinas have stretch marks on them.

How unsexy is that?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Eh, still would
Better there than on your boobs

Also; really sorry to hear you're having such a shite time with your eyes honey, even if you having poor eyesight bodes well for my chances of shagging you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Shut up, you perv.
How's Eric? My cats are arriving TODAY.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Yaaaaay!
Great news :-) shouldn't expect to hear from you for a few days then?

Eric is recovering gradually I think, he's still weak but his fur looks less sparse and he's running about more, even though it leaves him out of breath quickly. He managed a whole almond yesterday which is a step up from the non-solids he's been on so far, and we have another 3 days of antibiotics to give him yet.

Thank you for asking, lovely person :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Looklooklook
The two at the front that are HUGGING: s787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/?action=view¤t=cats.jpg

Glad to hear Eric is a bit better :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Awwwwwwwww!
You're so lucky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

mmm burning eye cells

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I fancy a creme egg now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)