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Starter: Vegetable pakoras and poppadoms with pickles and raita
Main: Balti Palak Aloo Dhal with a garlic naan bread
Dessert: Rathsmali
Drink: A nice light lager, possibly Tiger - but Peroni works equally well.

I have spoken, and in doing so, made myself immensely hungry. I hope you're happy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

when are we getting married?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Damn, I was free on Monday but now I'm not.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Damn.
Maybe we should call the whole thing off. The ladies of OT would be devastated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'd hate to devastate them
Fine, you can be 'the one that got away' if you want.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I thought we had something special.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You were the one who wanted to call it off.
You don't even know why I'm not free on Monday. It's because I have to go to Manchester to visit a friend in hospital, and you want to dump me for that. *sob*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I thought the Monday thing was an excuse to avoid me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

No, Monday is my first day off in three weeks
And now I am having to schlep to Manchester to be a Nice Person. My next time off is in two weeks, and I'm pissing off dahn sarf for a few days. If you don't mind not having a reception, a wedding night or a honeymoon, I might be able to pencil you in the Thursday after next, but I have to be at work at 9 p.m.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

It's a deal.
Sorry ladies, I've been snapped up by BA.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Oh wow, I have a b3ta-husband.
I hope my pub-husband and my blog-husband don't find out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I won't tell if you won't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

It will be our little secret.
By the way, I'm wearing this: i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/screengrabs/leopard.jpg

But with red instead of pink.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

wearing it right now or on the day?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

On the day
I'm in work scruffs now. I should go get changed, I'm supposed to be going out now. I don't want to go out though, so fuck that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

*is devastated*

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Sorry baby.
We'll always have the wicky wicky though.

But tonight I am listening to Come On Die Young. Not a scratch in earshot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

*looks pensively out of the window at the moon*
*wipes a lone tear away*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Go and listen to Shake Ya Ass.
It is 'our song'. You'll get over me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I'll try.
*wanders over to youtube*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Don't watch the new
Hotter than my Daughter BGB :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Did you listen to it with a sad look in your eyes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Not really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFD1Tfb_Jc
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

how is raita supposed to taste?
I had it at the beach once and it was a little sweet and nyomlicious
then had it at the local and it was bitter eurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

It's essentially just natural yoghurt and mint
So I don't think it should be bitter really. Maybe it was off?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

isn't yogurt naturally a bit bitter and/or sour tasting?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I don't know
I'm eating pizza, I'm finding it hard to visualise other foods at the moment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

hahaha well I'm fairly certain it is

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

It is but drop some red onion in that shit and it'll balance straight away.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

aaaaaaawesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

If I was making at home I'd use, in order of proportion, diced as tiny as you can get it apart from the yoghurt which is a cunt to dice:
low-fat natural yoghurt
cucumber
red onion
tomato
green chili
mint
sugar
salt and pepper
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Noel has spoken and saved my woeful lack of food knowledge
To me, raita will always come in a little plastic tub.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

To me, raita will always come in little plastic tubs from my fridge.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Get you, with your "cookery skills"
I can do wonders with eggs, and heat things up, and that's it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I've depended on myself since 1993.
Cooking is just one of those things that comes naturally, if chopping things into tiny bits and throwing them in yoghurt can be counted as cooking.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

oooooooooooh that looks good, ta

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)