Fuck a thread that's hours old.
Why the hell are you here now?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:01, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well basically I didn't drink all week and I've reaped the benefits of that today
which means I'm a bit pissed and open to suggestion, so gimme music.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Tunes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9g51wHR28M&feature=fvst
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PveGQoqeSD4 *puts off assassination*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Ha! That reminds me of being 17 and pogo-ing about like a twat in a club I was clearly too young to be legally drinking in.
surely this RBF track is more appropriate though? :P

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNy3l3Me5o
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)

*shrugs*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM ?
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Ouch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Ach shush
it's a hearty chunk of pure pop cheese.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Let's not make this a competition
cos if you want to feel old, I'll win.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Hehehe

(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kA9ei4WX-s
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Oh bloody hell I know that
I didn't realise. I had something to reply with but thought it crossed the line from punning to mean, so have this instead:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTqziV6kK0M
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Christ.
I used to play an acoustic version of that in my teens. Old.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Youtoob disco!
you didn't reply to the song I posted. How rude.

I'm here because I'm a billy no mates with nothing better to do, and I'm not sleepy enough to sleep yet because my sleeping pattern is fucked.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

berk. Allow me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JVFHCcHv5Y

EDIT: I hadn't realised how 'stalky' that song sounds. Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I'm sure you've sent me this one before.

(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Well have a tune from the West Country then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZv9R-KWcJM

You'll know it, and love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I do indeed know and love that one
as I do this (although I know you linked it the other day, and don't care)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFV8dHrZYM
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Have a sad song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sVUVcgJhI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

And one to cheer you up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fNMgncH5-w
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:25, Reply)

And to find out if berk is paying attention....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcUza_wWCfA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Patience, man!
I was still halfway through the second one.

EDIT - I like Do you want to, but my favourite FF song will always be:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8k-iy_tWtQ
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I think I've done well though.
You might enjoy the first 1.50sec of this, just as something different.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2yWAFl3DrU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Different, yes
I like how they think so fast, but rap...meh. Going back to the link previous:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7F9LhuMsrQ
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)

We're endanger of slowing down. Have a lifter!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0H7Kf9zvWk&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Mint Car isn't slow!
it's upbeat and bouncy. Like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vvUec71v8
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

You've hit indie club CLASSIC

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTL947HyNY
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Of course, this song always follows your selection
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:54, Reply)

And this one is generally in there somewhere too...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJrGKqYYfdY
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)

And then this one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hd3QPrrGlw
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:06, Reply)

They remain one of the best bands I've seen, fantastic live.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCz4DwYWVh8

Where do you stand of these guys?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Old school
I like them, but probably wouldn't listen to them that often.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Pooooooooooh sorry didn't see it
But...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)

But...?

(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I'm sitting here regretting moving my tele into the lounge.
Watching Deer Hunter on my laptop is shit, and I can't get it back because I'm too lazy and everyone's playing Fifa on it anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Oww Baz.
Who have your lot got this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Man City away.
We haven't lost there in five years. Still I couldn't give a monkeys, our season is over now we're out the FA Cup. I genuinely hold no interest in how we do, seeing whether we finish 11th or 12th is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

This is one of my concerns about my club joining (or trying to) join the elite.
We'd have absolutely nothing to play for, bar avoiding relegation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

It's proper boring.
I'd like to say within a year or so Hughes will have us fighting for 7th and the last European spot, but A) Spurs and Man City are stupidly good now and we'll never finish anywhere near them and B) 7th only gets you Europe if the team that wins the CC qualifies for Europe through the league, as well as both teams who play in the FA Cup final doing the same. So you'd have to be very lucky.

All I want is to act like an arsehole on the continent again Jeff, that's all I want.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:40, Reply)

In the lower leagues we still go large on the terraces, without the cost of a flight.
I remain unconvinced about the Prem, Barry, I really do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

I've been saying for ages I'd much rather get relegated and then smash the Championship the following season.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Thing is, my club could really do with the wedge from being in the top flight
We lost 11 mil last season, but we hold our own and can beat anyone, granted, we can lose to anyone as well.

Scunny tomorrow!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:53, Reply)

We're still losing daft amounts every year, I think. Probably.
As long as QPR come up I'll be happy, a proper derby game (unlike the shit one with Chelsea) that we can actually win. Although there's a good chance I'll end up never being seen again after we play them, cos it'll be a messy one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I'm listening to arcade fire again
and talking on IM to the guy i didn't meet in oxford
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Where won't you meet him this weekend?
WE NEED TO KNOW!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I will not be meeting him anywhere this weekend

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

How didn't you meet him?
Is it through a dating website you've not subscribed to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

no, he lives in oxford
but he wasn't there the weekend I was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Why not send Amberl to meet him, her decision is final as to if he is good enough?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

she can post him on if he is passable?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

That would work.
Or at least give him some sort of 'John Bull' stamp to wear, so he knows he has been approved.

Can this scheme fail?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)

asmz ripoff merchants.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

it's like a reflex

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)

factbomb!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I'm trying to weigh up having some food or not.
But I need an early night.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

You could have an early breakfast?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm thinking that.
I'm just really craving savoury.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Cheese and biscuits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Damn I keep pressing I like this on everything.
Mini cheddars.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Have a nibbly thing to take the edge off if you're peckish
but it's too late for a meal (...she says, contemplating the cheesecake she has in the fridge...)
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Might go and raid the snack cupboard.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Ritz crackers FTW!

(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Or a Snack-A-Jack!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7LbVZ9dsBU
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Don't.
As soon as you finish you'll regret it. You gotta picture the post meal self loathing. It's what keeps me trim/horrifically depressed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Oh god the good guilt has been killing me recently.
And it's not like I'm balancing it with gym. Weight target is looking awfully far away...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I had pasta today.
I still can't look at myself in the mirror without crying and cutting my hair off with an old pair of scissors whilst shouting "THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Lampito!
You might be my favorite, after Baldmonkey, you should get back on talk
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:34, Reply)

OK bollocks.
Give me a tune that lifts you up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)

did you listen to the tom waits one I posted in the last thread?
you should
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Oh man effort.
Singapore?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:33, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Christ, the one time alcohol pays off...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

it's an awesome track
the album rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZduDvIBu3EU
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

If you are not ridiculously cheered by this
then you have no soul.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4cmYffJIew
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Please, can I have one of those jackets?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:40, Reply)

If you can get me the guy
you are welcome to his jacket; I'll keep the rest.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:42, Reply)

he certainly has an agreeable countenance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

I have seen them live
and he most certainly does. The other singer has lost a fuckton of weight and gone all stubbly, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed now either.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:50, Reply)

easy
can't beat a bit of old-school funk to get you out of your funk and into the funking funk..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhCJ_2olWo
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

I've just got back from food and tv with a friend
and getting a couple of snaps of my new dress
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:49, Reply)

sounds fun.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:52, Reply)

It was indeed
but the photos made me look like an even more deformed Elephant man or an overweight receptionist.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:53, Reply)

oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:54, Reply)

*shrugs*
I was trying to take one to show berk what the dress was like
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:55, Reply)

And I am sure you don't look like an overweight receptionist
you had definitely lost weight and were looking well when I saw you last weekend, but as ever I will say that you CLEARLY DO NOT NEED TO.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:58, Reply)

This.
I'm seriously jealous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I am sure I said the same to you, too
your face was definitely looking thinner. I'm afraid I couldn't comment on the rest of you because whenever I head south of your neck my gaze hits your boobs and stays there.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:01, Reply)

Here's the dress

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:01, Reply)

That is, ahem, very flattering
I am not sure WHAT the hell you are on about saying you look like an elephant man! I like it.
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:02, Reply)

That was the best photo :(
In hindsight the sizing was optimistic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:05, Reply)

Well it clearly fits!
or is it gaping somewhere that I can't see?!
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:07, Reply)

More the being able to see my bra through the material :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:09, Reply)

Coordinate!
it'll be fine :)
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:14, Reply)

HUBBA HUBBA

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:54, Reply)

:)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1097760
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:53, Reply)