S'OK TGB, I don't have two days off.
I usually only have Mondays off, but I ain't had that in two weeks.

I just fucking woke up and my head is fucking pounding, and I found a phone that is not mine in the living room which gives me proof that I didn't come home alone, which I ain't fucking happy about.

Also, have you seen this? It usually makes everyone feel better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you unhappy because someone came back with you
or because your allowed yourself to get so drunk you didn't know how you got home?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm going to go with both
I'm a fucking retard when I've had too many shots. I blame my best friend*.




*Only because I'd have to blame myself otherwise.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

The moral of the story here
is don't start drinking shots
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Tell that to my friend
She started me on them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Yes of course, it was all your friends fault
she forced you to pour them down your throat.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The first one, she actually did.
I *said* I didn't want to do shots.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

So the short version of this story is.
'Got drunk, pulled'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

No, "got drunk, think I pulled"
I have a horrible suspicion of who it was too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Surely it's "got drunk, got raped"

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Nah, my vajayjay remains untouched.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

So you think, they might just have been as small as AA

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Was he gone by the time you woke up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Yup
Which is why I have a random phone and NO IDEA TO WHOM IT BELONGS.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Why not flick through the phone and see if you can find any photos or useful numbers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Or, send it to Mazuma Mobile

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

If I don't find out who's it is over the weekend, I will
It's a nice phone, I reckon I'd get a bit for it.

And since I spent some of my holiday savings last night, it's only fair.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Part of me wants her to find a pict of chompy holding two thumbs up

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

HAHA
And a note in the pocket of her jeans saying "If you start itching then you might want to borrow some cream off me"
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Aw *sadface*
If it's who I think it is, he's probably too young to have anything infectious*. Plus, I didn't fuck anyone.

*I MEAN 18.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Now I want Chompy to enter with his typical
"I log on and find this"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

He's too busy disposing of the evidence as last nights raping activities

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

YES
Just spoke to The Housemate. I came home alone. Apparently I'm just a phone thief. It's an iphone too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

You are Barry
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*gives TGB £5 from the profits of selling the phone*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i log on and find this???
/Bella gaz me the number I should be able to get a name.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

The battery's dead and I ain't got a charger.
I've just messaged the suspect on FB.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You must have an interesting catalogue of STI's
What are crabs like?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Alright really
It's like having lots of pets.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Poor AA :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah, not only has he been cuckolded by a rapist
he's also gone and contracted their STI's
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He'll have to crank the volume up on Green Day another few notches once he gets wind of this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)