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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't know what came over me, lying on the internet
So why are you wasting your time here on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
skiving working on my masters essay
so far today i've done beauty salon, gym, tesco, car valet. have a 3 hour break to work then it's back to the other beauty salon for eyebrows, manicure and hairdo, before off to covent garden for a birthday party. clearly i am now wasting the 3 hours working by pissing around on here talking about your enormous black schlong.

what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Work innit
Avoiding moving as well, can't be arsed, I seem to have accumulated lots of shit over the course of my life. Turns out that place I'm off to next week has a spa thing attached to it. Needless to say I won't be partaking as I'm so manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
a spa?
you need a flatmate? i can cook and clean (or pay someone else to do it) and i have some seriously slutty friends who can drop by...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
You'll be too busy hairdying your arsehole I would imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
now i'm imagining it too
thanks monts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
STOP THIS BULLYING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
DON'T BE SUCH A DRIP.
(just use your 'old faithful' hairdryer, that should stop the dripping)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
*FLOUNCE ALERT* I'm off

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
to do some work

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

work anus hairdrying
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
do you know these girls?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
they do it at my gym too.
It's fucking horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Stop this sickness

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
by replacing the innards with a luger and watching them shoot themselves up the arse!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
how much hair do these guys have up there?
i mean, i've been out with guys with horribly hairy holes, but this is ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
They've probably got anal regions like an African savanna, Swipey.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

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