worst day
i posted it on b3ta ages ago, all went a bit wrong with love-of-life at uni, i stormed off heartbroken to bed, lay there crying into the darkness thinking nothing could ever get any worse than this, then massive farting noise was the only warning i got before the ceiling above my attic bedroom split and i got drenched in a century of rusty roof water and pigeon shit. shudder.

obv the day my mum collapsed and died was not one i'll forget in a hurry either.

best days - yesterday was pretty cool, now i come to think of it. any time i've been to alton towers. the day in grenada on a tiny private plane then an antique schooner snorkelling with turtles on the empty grenadines paradise islands. loads and loads of them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the ceiling above my attic bedroom split and i got drenched in a century of rusty roof water and pigeon my ex ran into the room, jumped into bed with me and did a massive
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

different ex, sadly
god i've had some real peaches in my time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Alton Towers.
Why? It's full of northern people queuing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

This is as we have manners
You fucking Southern pusher-in-errers!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)