how gauche
I went to the most isolated place I could find, so if she said no I could bludgeon her to death and bury her body in a peat bog
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like the cut of your jib sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

*takes notes*
Sound thinking, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I have to say
proposing in front of other people is gauche in the extreme. Talk about put someone on the spot. I don't like Al any more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I think we should burn him
Or at the very least brand him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

On my phone that looks like "bum him"
the surprising thing is that I actually zoomed in to confirm rather than accepting that was what you'd said.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I was annoyed that a couple of people turned up to admire the stone circle
shortly after I'd proposed. Particularly as they then went on to ruin the photos I was taking of it.

What on earth were tourists thinking, being at the top of a hill on the Outer Hebrides in April ffs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

were they German?
they crop up in odd places, usually trying to avoid other Germans.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I didn't speak to them, or go anywhere near them
just gave them a good scowling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

My family used to do this all the time.
We'd visit some site on holiday and get really fucking pissed off if anyone else had the bad manners to visit at the same time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

You should be thankful
They were going to McCann the shit out of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)