I fixed my nemisis
My new loo - the main problems occured because it came with two sets of instructions, i learnt that I had to combine the two sets and ignore other bits to make it work properly.

God I hate DIY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ohhh this^
I work with computers for a reason! Brain work, not manual labour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm rubbish with computers as well
Really I'm better with less tangible concepts.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Great.
Now I have the theme tune to 'The New Shmoo' on the brain.

Fucking cheers mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

hahaha!
Brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

That looks like a shit Scooby Doo
Which in itself was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

The New Shmoo
was like a lump of plasticine and white (I think!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Just watched the credits as I'd never heard of it
It looks like a shape changing lump of elephant spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You have it, in essence.
I think it was rhino spunk, though.

*googles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)