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Fuck UpsI am having to sort many fuck ups today. These are really annoying as it takes ages to resolve things and it is obvious that things (procedures, testing, whatever) has not been done
What have you fixed today?
ALT:
What have you broken today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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On saturday I fixed the little LED light I stuck to the wall of the cupboard under the stairsIt now works.
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Now that Potter boy can read at night.Good work, Al.
(I'M SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE THAT FAT BENDER FROM HARRY POTTER)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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Sort me out please, I'm a fuck up.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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In my defence I have tried!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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It's not your fault it didn't work.Thanks for trying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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He seems to be soliciting sex from you Is it a secret gaz thing?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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I wasn't asking, I was tellingBRACE FOR IMPACT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:15,
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- : (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9(He's more versed in the art of bumming, try him instead
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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RAMMING SPEED, BOSUNALL AHEAD FULL
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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There were cocks and everything Rory.I poured bleach into my eyes but I cannot forget.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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That shit once seen :(I've been given an excellent book on the Kehlsteinhaus, lols at Hitler holidaying
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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Ian Kershaw's Hitler biographyis one of the most incredible pieces of historical research I have ever read. I suspect no one will bother trying to write another biography of the man for some years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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Seriously, when was the last time you had a nice cold bottle of Yop?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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After many days of beeping I've taken the smoke detector down and I've bought a new one because it's shit.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:07,
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Did it not just need a new battery?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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It did but it was a flimsy cheap detector.I upgraded. It's for the attic rooms so my guest don't die.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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You should get one that's wired to the mainsThen the batteries can't run out and you won't die.
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Mine have bothI can only assume this is to allow for power cut timed firey death avoidance
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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I often think that I should put batteries back in mine and put them back on the ceiling....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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The one is the hall is too bloody keen to go offto the point that when you cook (i.e. not burn) anything it goes off. My daughter now knows to stand underneath it and wave frantically as I wave a tea towel at it until it stops
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Now I've also broken the first rule of 'Fart Club' because I've talked about it.Curses.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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I fixed breakfast for myself and my dog. alt: nothing, give me a minute though..
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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dog foodI had a banana and some fuit punch
YEAH
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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I like the Americanisn to "fix" breakfastIts like, "Help, my toast is broken!"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:11,
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I thought everyone said fix breakfastnow I feel stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Please continue to do soIt makes me smile
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Why does Kristine feeling stupid make you smile?Your'e such a cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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Your'e?Even your apostrophies are too right wing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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my feeling stupid makes you smile?:(((((((((((((((((((
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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are you still coming here?if so, I'm going to give you a good slap
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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I always thought you were probably a slapper.Now I know for sure.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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Is that like one of those WWII Red Cross parcels?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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I in't don nuffink guvThe DBA team, however, decided to upgrade the database they were specifically instructed not to touch because of our critical testing. AND they managed to fuck it up so it's now completely broken. Their solution is to restore Friday morning's backup, meaning all of Friday's testing has to be redone.
God love the halfwitted bastards.
EDIT: Last night I fixed myself a lovely stroganoff and ate 3/8* of it, and today I've just reheated the rest for lunch.
*I'm shit at judging portion size.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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This sounds rather like my issues todayI am consoling myself with
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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It's the helpless Deaconing on the phone that's so endearing"Show me in the job email where it mentions that server?"
"Well it doesn't, but I'm sure you mentioned it on the phone..."
"Yes, when I told you we were testing on that one so on no account were you to do anything to it."
"Unnnngh."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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"Unnnngh."is the word I have been using often today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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They don't have a train of thoughtit's more like a tram. There's plenty of them but they're not connected in any way.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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Try some Ex-Lax, that should reduce you straining(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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I haven't broken or fixed anything todayBut I've done a lot of explaining of technical things in 'lay speak'. The last email I sent out explained what happens when you delete a file on a computer. Fascinating stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
I have my appraisal this afternoon. I'm already job hunting.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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We have our appraisals coming round soonyawn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Think of it as filing for the files on your hard diskIt basically puts them into a nice order, meaning the disk doesn't have to move as much to access them, meaning it will be faster
/apologies for techy answer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:21,
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RightImagine you have a big desk and you're working on 20 jigsaw puzzles (it's a very big desk). Over time, bits of each jigsaw get moved around the desk, and it all gets rather cluttered, so it takes longer to identify what set each little piece belongs too.
Defragging would be doing a spring clean of the desk, sorting out all the pieces so that you have them all with their respective puzzle sets, so working on one puzzle means you don't have to constantly hunt around the whole desk looking for pieces.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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You're welcomeGlad it made sense!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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I thought it meant deleting all the images of Fraggles from your 'pictures' file.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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saucy saucy muppets(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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In that case, you'll be glad to know you're not the only one with a Doozer fetishLol, jk, you are. You sick fuck.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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Just say apprasie THIS then wack out out your cock and start a Lord's prayer wank(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:21,
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I'll take this advice into consideration.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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You hope? I am surprised, though pleasantlyAnd yes mostly in London.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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Excellent.I hate this long-distance bullying. Imagining you crying is no longer enough - I need to see it with my own eyes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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Oh boymaybe when you move house Gonz will have a spare room again, and you and TGB can be roomies and love down the road from me and it will be awesome!
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Monty and TGB can love down the road?Lusty will be most annoyed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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That was a terribly Freudian typo thereTerrible because it made me vomit my eyes out.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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Phwoar, just imagine a sexy funtiem between Labs and TGBShe'd be all like "Put you chins in my Vag, I want to be able to feel something" and He'd be all like "Oh god, you're getting wet, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
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You could be slouched in the cornerFrantically searching your folds for your penis.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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Lay speak? Is that in a Barry White voice?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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Yes, but it was via emailSo I including some clip-art of lit candles, and a thick fluffy rug in front of an open fire.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:29,
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and a walrus?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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I fixed my nemisisMy new loo - the main problems occured because it came with two sets of instructions, i learnt that I had to combine the two sets and ignore other bits to make it work properly.
God I hate DIY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Ohhh this^I work with computers for a reason! Brain work, not manual labour
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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I'm rubbish with computers as wellReally I'm better with less tangible concepts.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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Great.Now I have the theme tune to 'The New Shmoo' on the brain.
Fucking cheers mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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That looks like a shit Scooby DooWhich in itself was shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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The New Shmoowas like a lump of plasticine and white (I think!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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Just watched the credits as I'd never heard of itIt looks like a shape changing lump of elephant spunk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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You have it, in essence.I think it was rhino spunk, though.
*googles*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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My brain, apparently.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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you broke that a long time agoOH HAI NOEL
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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Zappening teegeebee?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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not much noelykinsjsut counting down the hours till I go home (4.2)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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One hour and six minutes until I can go to bed with S2E2 of BSG.OMG SHE SHOT HIM!"£"$
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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nearly my iphonei dropped it when my friend forwarded me a cockshot from the guy she has been flirting with. the tip is green.
for the love of god, GREEN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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Why on earth would anyone send a photo of their penisunder any circumstances, let alone when you're only flirting with someon.
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Yes al, why would they?Why would they indeed... *not so subtly opens a message from a certain "Al the fake Geordie".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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I feel better now I know I wasn't singled out for this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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Oh sorryHe just wanted me to QA his spelling and grammar, because he knew you'd hate a poorly written text. He's making an effort for you, bless.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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That's what I thought when you sent me one.Why, Al? WHY?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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oh god it's perfectly normal behaviourand is to be encouraged, i think it's a great thing.
it's only if you intend to behave like total fuckwit that you shouldn't do it, because then it will get shown around her friends. so this guy REALLY shouldn't have behaved like he did, because now lots of girls know that his cock is green at the tip. and that he has clearly never bothered to trim his pubes since he grew them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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Just send it to Al - again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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i would say HE thinks it's fully engorgedbut by comparison to other guys, it just LOOKS like a lazy lob.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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I've done it, I have no problem in doing so.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41,
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I don't see the point in sending willy pictures.There has never been a situation where sending a photo of your willy to someone else has been a good thing. From the moment you look in your sent box to make sure the recpient is the right person, right to the point where they forward it onto everyone they know. It'll always end baddly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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He should stop buying Lizzy Duke Prince Albert rings(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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Brings all new meaning to the word "cock-snot"...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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THE RESULTS ARE IN!
It's unequivocal folks, a greater percentage of people think Chompy is a rapist than voted for NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES.
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did you know that the pie chart was invented by Florence Nightingale?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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Did you know that the croissant was invented in Vienna?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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I did not know that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41,
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The modern varient was invented in Paris in the late 19th Centuery(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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socyberty.com/history/how-bakers-in-vienna-invented-the-croissant/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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Conflicting data on the internet?Crivens! Whatever next?
*adjusts monocle*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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I've got better things to do...was only supposed to be a flippant remark to croissant loving Vipros*jeez*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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I thought she invented the bed bath, the dirty little minx.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:39,
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Did you know that 'QI' is broadcast nationwide, not just in the Exeter region?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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did you know that not everyone watches the same things on the television?or may have missed one small part of one episode of something?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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Yeah, and now they are "raping" the NHSthose privilaged tossers out of touch with the Jeremy Kyle watching public
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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\YEAH/ they have CON-DEMed the poor of this country to only 200 sky channelsand 500 fags a week!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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Damn that Gordon Clown.DAMN HIM TO HELL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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All rapists should be tried this way, might help increase the conviction rates(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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What, you try them,and if you don't like the way they're doing it, they have to stop?
This is a fair compromise, I feel we may have solved the age-old 'rape question' once and for all.
Good work!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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oh I may watch this laterwww.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/ You inspire me to watcha lot of films. Oh and Das Experiement was good, very brutal and stabby and rapey
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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I liked Dead Snow(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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I still have Die Welle to watchI couldn't take that after Das Experiment though I think I would have ended up bitter and cynical or "monty" as it's more commenly known
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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Dead Snow is very sillythe bit when the guy gets his intestines skewered to a tree as he runs away is very amusing.
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Awesome silly is goodPirahna 2d was delightfully silly. Although not in the same league as Sharks in Venice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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In God's name, why?It was more 'ironic genre self-referencing' that that God-awful heap of shit 'Spaced'*.
I watched 'Burke and Hare' on Saturday night. The only thing worse than that cunt Pegg is Bill Bailey's 'Scottish Accent'. The only funny/non-bent bit in the whole film is the five seconds of Paul Whitehouse playing a drunk.
*I saw an episode of that the other day just to make sure it really was as shit as I had thought. It was worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54,
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because I can allow myself to enjoy things.it was entertaining and reasonably well made. There were some moments of comedy violence and gore.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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I enjoy lots of things. Really fucking shit Scandinavian films aren't one of them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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I think that's why I liked itbecause it is silly.
There's little point in arguing with Monty about this sort of thing. It's like arguing with him about playing games.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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being Scandinavian had nothing to do with it.and it was considerably better than a lot of films.
I'm easily pleased when it comes to film. I enjoy a great film as much as anyone, but am quite content to watch pretty much anything.
that aside, it's a zombie film, and if it has zombies or vampires in it then chances are I'll enjoy it. Excluding Twilight, which I have not watched.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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....because you think the films will never equal the books, which you think are BRILLIANT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:04,
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god, even I haven't read the Twilight booksand I will unashamedly read any old shit. I've read most of Anne Rice's books and James Patterson and Harry Potter, but even I draw the line at reading Twilight.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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I saw the first movieHonestly one of the worst films i've ever seen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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I will steer even more clear than I had been planning then(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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Some of those Anne Rice books werre OK I thought.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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the first few were okand then some vampire-paedo-bumderism crept in, which put me off a bit.
then there was the one with Lestat going back in time and drinking Jesus' blood or something....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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Did Jesus become a vampire?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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don't be sillyhe would have had to have drunk some of Lestat's blood for that to happen
duh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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oh sorry my vampire knowledge obviously isn't up to par(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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I read them all and they did get a bit strange towards the end.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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It was better than 'Police Academy 9' I suppose.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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that's the spirit(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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This will cheer you up.I've bought the first Shardlake book to read after I've finished Wolf Hall.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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You are welcome to my DVD of it.It is more shit than I even I could imagine, and, to paraphrase Han Solo, I can imagine a lot of shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52,
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You saying things are shit makes me think I'll enjoy it(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Killing yourself immediately is FUCKING SHIT, TGB.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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I would but I got paid today and I need to go fritter away my money on new shoes(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:01,
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Where the buckle fastens the wrong way?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:04,
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Surely she could just borrow Gonz's cooking shoes?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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Today, I fixed a mail merge document that had been completely fucked upAnd by fixed, I mean I simply retrieved the original from the email I sent them last week. I work with utter retards.
Alt: I've not broken wind today, but for the last 2 days I've been farting like a trooper, due to drinking lager again for the first time in a while.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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We spent all day Thursday and half of Friday trying to resolve a really nasty issue at one of our sitesand being chased by their account manager hourly, only to find that he had actually broken it, the dozy fuck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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Far as I'm concerned, that's grounds for murder.Here, we've managed to convince people to own up when they fuck up. It's never too bad if people delete files, and let us know, as we have backups for 2 weeks at a time. It's only an issue if they hide it, and don't tell us.
One lad didn't tell us when he'd deleted a directory of old jobs, we found out 1 day before the backup was going to be overwritten. Had we not had that, he'd have been fucking murdered, let alone sacked. I was fucking furious when I found out.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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I have neither fixed or broken anythingit's all going to shit on it's own: I came in this morning to discover all the work I'd done over the weekend was pointless because my experiment hasn't worked. I stayed late on friday, didn't really get a weekend and now I will have to stay late tonight to sort it out. *weeps furiously*
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Now that really is one of the worst films ever madeFrom one of the least funny people in History
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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You don't have to say who your posts are from, NA.Your name appears under them automatically.
From Monty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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this is excellent(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:07,
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I'm GLESSing like mad, I cannot lie.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:11,
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You can't post pictures of Darth's mum on the internet!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:38,
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*clicks furiously*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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Daddy would you like some saussage? Daddy would you make some saussage?Laughing _at_ not _with_ him here.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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No.thank you for pointing out my lack of a sexlife; that's really made me feel better.
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Fucking hell, that's awful!Hope it's easily sortable!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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Maybe you could go round and offer her a shoulder to cry on?+ and laugh so hard a bit of snot comes out of her nose but she doesn't care
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You make a good point, I do have a silly face drawn on my cock currently...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:01,
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I'm sure Madam Curie went throught the same shit as you are hon.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:00,
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But hopefully berk won't end up with cancerAs that wouldn't be nice.
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I'd sadface so hard it would be visible as a happy face in australia(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I've sent loads of messages to girls on OKCupid today, I think I've fallen in love with a few of them, it would be good if I get some replies.I'm not sure if this is a fuck up or a fix, I'm hoping the later.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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Well I haven't been messaged yet by the last guy.I was pinning all my hopes and desires on him. *gives up again*
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13,
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Oh and I thought you only had eyes for me*huffs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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My eyes are for you but my nether regions belong to the first guy who takes an interest.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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I don't think you should say that where chompy can see it(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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does drugging her and dragging her into an alley count as taking an interest?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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I'm safe from Chompy.Unless he can get hold of a shopping trolly to take me back to his lair.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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good response(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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Aghhhh shit, I forgot to do the 'near me' thing and most of the girls I've messaged seem to be not 'from' but 'in' New York=(((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:26,
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Not really, got to go docs at least once a week =(But basiclly, right, and I've thought this for a long time now (years and years), but this has confirmed it. I need to live in New York.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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Why new york? They only have one forrest, it's in the center, and it's surrounded by buildings.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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