Because 99% of people are fucking retards who deserve to be culled.
Alt: Justin Lee Collins, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Lee Evans, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Ricky Gervais and James Corden all to fight to the death. The winner would be society, as even the victor of the battle would also be killed, preferably with something painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It must be tough looking down from your Ivory tower of comedy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

On them? Yes.
They are all fucking shit as themselves.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You are Johnny Gomez AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That works fine for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'd love to see you presenting Celebrity Deathmatch
However I think since The Horror Of Cilla Black there's a minimum hotness requirement for scouse accents to be on TV (ref. Abbey Clancy)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

My scouse accent is very faint most of the time
It's only once I've had a few drinks, or if I start talking quickly it becomes noticeable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You would definitely get excited and start talking quickly
if you were watching James Corden get bludgeoned to death by Wolf from Gladiators
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)