That thread is far too Welsh for my liking
So far today I have taken my shirts to be washed and ironed, bought some DIY materials, answered some emails and QA'd a presentation. Generally quite impressed with my effciency.

Why don't people understand the concept of personal space?

ALT: Who would you like to see fight each other and what would the outcome be?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:58, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nick Clegg, armed with a daisy
Against Bruce Lee armed with a chainsaw.

The gods will decide the outcome.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I'd like to see a big knife fight between U2, Kerry Katona, the cast of Gavin and Stacey and Louis Spence
where they all end up first in a lot of fucking pain, and then dead.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I would like to second this idea
and also bagsie a ringside seat (with umbrella)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Today I have been to Wetherspoons for a large breakfast.
Pissed around online. And been to the bank. Very impressed with myself.

Ann Widdicome and Jeremy Clarkson, She'd sit on him and easily win.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Weatherspoons?
Dirty girl!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

They open at 7 for nom noms.
Breakfasts are storming!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Everything you ate lived a life of misery, much like the patrons of Weatherspoons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Beans lived a life of misery?
As did tomatoes and hash browns?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Yes, they were grown in cages and fed minced lamb spines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

hash browns are basically misery in potato form

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

misery tastes wonderful.
Just look at foie gras.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I can only imagine what Weatherspoons "fois gras" would taste like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Misery
We've been through this.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I read that as
BORING LIFE SHOVED IN MY FACE!

This thread is now about making up shit tag lines for films.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

The magical unicorns have come back to Earth, and they're angry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He was tired, DEAD tired.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

god you're shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I would watch this movie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He's a man on a mission, and he's armed with a coissant.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

...but left his 'r' at home.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Accused of a crime he didn't commit, the only way to prove his innocence was to rape and rape again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

This would only work
If the crime was "Cutting off his cock and hurling it at someone".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Milton Keynes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

In the beverly Hills of North London, a group of cavers etc etc.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

In Chompy's basement no one can hear you scream

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Movie voice guy: This summer.
*scene of two 'ordenary' people sitting on a bench*
... long pause....
"I don't even know you anymore"

Movie voice guy: In a world within a world
*scene of two people at a breakfast table*
.... long pause....
*sigh*

Movie voice guy: In a time within a time.
*One of those park scenes where you can see someone walking down, and it's all dark so you can't see very far, just the streetlamp lighting up the person walking down*

Movie voice guy: One man must face his biggest enemies
*Two school girls sitting on a wall*
"Who is he?"
"I don't know"
"He's cute".
"Yeah'."
Movie voice guy: Him self.
*scene of a delapitated Weekest link set with Dearth in the middle*
"I am martin, 32, from.... I don't know anymore..... I was a teclomuications analyist... it all went wrong. this is my story*

Movie voice man: The indi hit of the decade

Tag Line: They called him Martin; They said he was 32 years old; They said he was from Birmingman. The story of how a telecomucations analyist.... Takes On The Ginger Bitch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

a man POKED me on the bus today
not in a sexual way sadly. He wanted a tube map and as I'm not really a Londoner I was helpful and he was very thankful and I felt I had started the day doing something good and as such I am all sweetness and light today *skips around yomming crumpets*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Poke the fucker back.
With a stick.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

How did he know your facebook details?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I have them printed on my special coat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Someone please recommend me decent sites to find cheap lights to Japan please
Cheapest I've found is with Aeroflot for £650, but my Dad says I'd be safer and more comfortable hitch-hiking... Direct with Virgin looks to cost £1k.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=cheap+flights+to+Japan
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I don't even need to click on that
And I've already searched for exactly that search phrase.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Or try skyscanner.co.uk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

That's pretty much what they cost innit?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Aye
But I was wondering if people here knew of good travel sites over the usual opodo, expedia etc.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Psst up there ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Cheers fella

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Ah, that explains a lot.
No wonder your posts are so shit, if you're 'psst up'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Short of the old school
"delivery" sites which I'm not sure even exist any more, I'd be impressed if you could save much more than pence over Expedia. Doesn't everything use the same search data anyway?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Different comparison sites search different sites slightly differently
So whilst there is a huge amount of overlap, you do need to try more than one.

See here for car insurance example: www.moneysavingexpert.com/insurance/compare-cheap-car-insurance#step2
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'm sure that's true of insurance, aye
I'd just be surprised it it made the slightest difference to flights as there are no real variables in flight costs, doesn't everything just feed directly back to the airline's cost these days?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

try here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Haha well spotted!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Japan Airlines: 'there's a nip in the air'
(c) my dad, the 70s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Because 99% of people are fucking retards who deserve to be culled.
Alt: Justin Lee Collins, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Lee Evans, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Ricky Gervais and James Corden all to fight to the death. The winner would be society, as even the victor of the battle would also be killed, preferably with something painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It must be tough looking down from your Ivory tower of comedy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

On them? Yes.
They are all fucking shit as themselves.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You are Johnny Gomez AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That works fine for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'd love to see you presenting Celebrity Deathmatch
However I think since The Horror Of Cilla Black there's a minimum hotness requirement for scouse accents to be on TV (ref. Abbey Clancy)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

My scouse accent is very faint most of the time
It's only once I've had a few drinks, or if I start talking quickly it becomes noticeable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You would definitely get excited and start talking quickly
if you were watching James Corden get bludgeoned to death by Wolf from Gladiators
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Good work
Today I've cleaned the fluff filter on our washer-dryer, always what you want to do first thing in the morning, crushed up a pill (medicinal) to give to our sickly rat, worked out for an hour and, most impressively of all, got Ms Foxtrot out of bed before 7.30. Now I'm at work, so I can get on with some serious slacking.

Personal space is overrated. Johnny Castle would agree with me on this point.

Alt: Lennox Lewis and Muhammed Ali, each at the peak of their powers. With Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago as their tag-team partners. In a steel cage. With a Bengal Tiger as the referee.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

FOTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Faggot's not a politically correct term anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

It's a 'lol' from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

And it's a 'lol' from him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

good night, and may your LOL go with you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Alt...
God vs Dawkins... winner takes all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Fuck off, Bjorn.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Hang on.
If Bjorn's on here, there's a very real possibility that there's a BENNY ON THE LOOSE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Following on from yesterday's news article
The Daily Mash does us proud once again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hahaha
The troglodytes living in Derby should be more acutely aware than anyone that there is no god
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Genius
This is why religeous people are retards, amongst other reasons obviously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Gandhi V's the Dalai Lama. With chainsaws.
Gandhi: "Be the change that you wish to see in the world...NOW DIE SCREAMING MOTHERFUCKER!"

Dalai Lama: "Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. EXCEPT TODAY YOU CUUUNT!"

Who knows what the outcome will be when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

NakedApe vs a combine harvester.
The outcome: blessed relief for all of the internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Internet bullying!
Anyway I only really annoy this dark corner of the internet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

yes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Just checking. Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You're assuming NA can't take a combine
If it was driverless and stationary and he had the right tools he could probably batter it in a day or two
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

This is unlikely unless said tools were tanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It's a stationary, inactive machine
You could take it down with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Go medieval on its ass.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Those medieval blowtorches eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Fuck me, a geek who hasn't seen Pulp Fiction
They should put you in a zoo and find another of your kind to breed with. Whether she wants to or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

RAPE PANDA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

No I've seen it, I said the same thing to the TV when it was on.
It didn't reply.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Unfortunately for your otherwise well-reasoned argument,
Ving Rhames is much cooler than you, and no-one is likely to take issue with him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

No he's not. Chompy is much cooler than him.
His name is 'Ving Rhames' ffs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

By this reasoning Ving Rhames must be about as cool as Bobby Ball

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Exactly.
Ving Rhames is about as cool as Peter Tatchell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*googles*
*laughs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Don't laugh at Darth's dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Christ, I despise that cunt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Actually, much less so,
as 'Bobby Ball' has pleasing alliteration going for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

In Pulp Fiction,
the phrase is used to indicatate potential torture. Are you suggesting NA tortures a combine harvester?

Why would he do this, please? I don't understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It fingered him as a child turning him into an utter bender
That's Norfolk for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I suspect that had he been fingered by a combine harvester
that more damage would have occurred than turning him into an utter bender.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Little known fact; combine harvesters have massive penises but very slim fingers
He was lucky it wasn't a plough, then he would have been in real trouble
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

And the sixth finger to boot.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Bastard things are everywhere
One day you'll be trying to leave Norfolk and asking no-one in particular, very loudly, why the A47 is almost entirely single carriageway, as you stare at the 17 cars you'll need to overtake to get past some kind of slow-moving farm vehicle.

And then you'll know my pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Not a lover of farm machinery then, eh?
You must be an ex tractor fan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

excellent dreadful. As per usual.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Morning to you too, mardybum.

(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Me the mardybum?
You're the one being 'Little Miss Misery' over my predictable posts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That really is
Rejoin The Internet

oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'd like to see Lab fight a barbecue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

i don't know which is worse
the tool that breathes on you and crowds up against you in the tube, or the total wankpot that just STOPS right in front of you, so that you walk into him.

urrrrrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The latter. Hands down.
Never go to Cambridge, they do it deliberately there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

also i am starving
and i think my new (super hot) trainee is terrified of me, after hearing me yelling at the other side on something.

"no, you WILL listen to me, and your client WILL do as i say and pay my client LOTS OF MONEY for the privilege."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You were yelling at the other side?
Get a Ouija board, they're very effective and you don't need to exert yourself so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

he'll wish he was on the other side
if his client doesn't cough up.

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

You'll have to use Dereks' Debts to get the money off them

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Nothing sustains an erection like mortal terror.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

you're thinking of viagra
nothing sustains an erection like viagra.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

A friend of mine gave me a pill a couple of weeks ago.
I thought it was either ecstasy or a valium-type downer. Nope. 'Cialis' apparently. Thanks 'mate'.

NB I have not ingested it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

oh you should
it makes for quite an interesting evening...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Poor Monty
all his financial woes and now his mates think he's impotent, too.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

haaaaa
that IS harsh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

:(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Interesting
I bet you'd be terrified if Thatcher got naked in front of you. Any of the Thatchers, in fact.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Pah, I give it a week before you're having him lick your boots clean, like the little worm he is.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

it WOULD make him have to bend down, i suppose...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Have you read this? You should read this, it's great, and you should pass it onto everyone you know, every client, friend, family member and potential lover.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/tube-knob/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

i still owe you something for that
i have an upcoming oxford deadline, but when i have handed that in, you're next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm going to compose something myself.
I'm going to shock the world with a piece on stuff I really like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

so...
music, drugs and/or sex then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

My life as Zammo
By Monty Boyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Or history.
Or art. Or something anthropological. Or to do with language. Or architecture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Or parenting.
Or any number of other things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

So, things you know nothing about?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Basically, yes. I'm going to set up a financial advice column too.
(that's a little cruel, I feel)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Sorry mate, couldn't resist it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was expect you to submit
'Why blogging is fucking bent'

And the article being just 3 words long.

'It just is'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

If I can't shoehorn 'Kenny Bloggins' into it, I might as well give up now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Now you gotta cut loose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I read the beginning of Tongue Tied
god it was boring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

The Joey Deacon book?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have to admit I went straight to the pictures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

No hurry =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I keep wanting to write something, went as far as writing up what I had in my mind
Turns out stream-of-conciousness writing doesn't translate well.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Oh god I hate the latter.
And big groups who spread out across the pavement and walk slowly. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I reserve the right to tut at those people and poke them in the back of the head
not that I ever do of course.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i reserve the right to smack them across the back of the neck
it's the most annoying thing in the world, without exception and i never ever do it my- ooh! look at those shoes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm sure I do do it, but generally I have sufficient awareness and manners to move out of the fucking way and/or apologise.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Those people are scum. Subhuman scum.
There should be lanes on the pavement like on motorways. Lanes which are too thin for slow-moving twats to spread out across. The obese would have to transport themselves by laser-guided catapult.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

No, that's 'slavs'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)