Oh god I hate the latter.
And big groups who spread out across the pavement and walk slowly. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I reserve the right to tut at those people and poke them in the back of the head
not that I ever do of course.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i reserve the right to smack them across the back of the neck
it's the most annoying thing in the world, without exception and i never ever do it my- ooh! look at those shoes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm sure I do do it, but generally I have sufficient awareness and manners to move out of the fucking way and/or apologise.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Those people are scum. Subhuman scum.
There should be lanes on the pavement like on motorways. Lanes which are too thin for slow-moving twats to spread out across. The obese would have to transport themselves by laser-guided catapult.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

No, that's 'slavs'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)