Eagle Eye Cherry?
I bet he's been dumped a few times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's what you get for having a switch on the back of your head that makes you look left and right.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:52, Reply)

hahaha
You talking commando!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:57, Reply)

*pulls the string on your back*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I don't remember any of these phrases
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3heF6wjyTCg

Unless this is some American version of Action Man, which I don't think it is, as at no point does he say 'Look, these people are on the same side as us, fuck it, shoot them anyway'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:02, Reply)

'give me some cover' was one
(I've no sound at work)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I like this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Action Man was so fucking great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I hate to break it to you
but you had a Ken, not an Action Man. Sorry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:02, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:06, Reply)

nice
subtle name as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:59, Reply)

subtal, innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I see what you did there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I wasn't even aware I had access to this icon either.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)

what is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:06, Reply)

It's a Jet Set Willy apparently
just like my own.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/JetSetWilly-ColdStore.png
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

It's the same size I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Jet Set Willy.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Showed it to the girl next door?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

She thought it was a snake.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)

You need to change your sig.
EDIT: WHAT OH MY GOD I'M SO CONFUSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

To what?
Edit AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YOU ARE A DICK NOAL AND I HATE YOU NOW CHANGE YOUR SIG TO SOMETHING MEAN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

*something about anal sex*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:16, Reply)