I don't need anyone to teach me home ec
*sniffs haughtily* I know all that shit already.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

But what if there was some cookery-type-bod you could learn more from?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I'm sure there is
but I don't think that would come under the heading of 'home ec' though. I would actually quite enjoy being a proper chef I think, I can make cake and cook a decent meal but there's definitely room for improvement.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love it if Mr Kipling was the teacher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Nigella maybe
I'm not remotely gay but I totally would.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I would roger her so hard.
my mrs can't stand her and can't understand why anyone would.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

The chances are
Your Mrs can't stand her as she fully understands why people would.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

no, she is usually very honest about that sort of thing
she finds nigella very annoying and doesn't think she is good looking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

She is a very pretty lady
is clever and can cook and looks like a proper filthy minx. What's not to like?
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

also, she's quite minted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being taught to sew/dressmake/embroider properly.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

First you must practise your crochet :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)