The Yanks got it right when they said "Surrender Monkeys"
But you can't knock a good bottle of Montrachet and some garlicky meat/cheese/woman.

I think you need to separate Paris and the rest of France. As with UK/London, Parisians are generally pretty rude.

I respect their willingness to strike and riot. We just complain and put up with things.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

London the South
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

ALERT: THIS FACT IS BEING REGURGITATED FROM QI
I love that there is a syndrome that describes the how Japanese tourists are affected by Paris.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It is called 'Paris Syndrome' and I love it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Technically I don't think there was a fact in the above post
just several opinions. And you don't need to watch QI to know that Parisians are rude.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Vipros was saying his fact is being regurgitated from QI
It is a great fact though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

it is a fact that there is a syndrome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*belms*
It's Vippers' opinion that there is such a thing as Paris Syndrome. He formed this opinion through knowledge of this fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

THAT TOLD HIM, RIGHT LADS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

*MASSIVE HIGH FIVES*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yep. Re-read it. Feel stoopid
Congratulations, you BULLYING BASTARDS

/emo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

*gived DF wedgie and threatens to 'get him' after school*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

*runs to teacher and reports the horrible big boy for poor spelling*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Please don't call me 'big boy'. It makes me feel sick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

You're 5 years older than me
For us to be at the same school I'd have been about 11 or 12 and would probably have called you a horrible big boy. Only later, when my use of language began its steady and consistent decline, would it have been "cunt"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Just go to Paris.
I love it when the waiters pretend not to speak any English and then pretend not to understand my awful pigeon French.

They understand a good fucking shoe-ing though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ask them if they serve VICHYssoise, they really find that funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

What was the most frequent injury suffered by French soldiers during WWII?
Sunburnt armpits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*emails this to father and brother*
Excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They have just upgraded their National Security Status
From Run to Hide.

It's only a short step from Hide to Collaborate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Unless the white flag factory burns down, rendering them without a convincing next move.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)