Just go to Paris.
I love it when the waiters pretend not to speak any English and then pretend not to understand my awful pigeon French.

They understand a good fucking shoe-ing though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ask them if they serve VICHYssoise, they really find that funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

What was the most frequent injury suffered by French soldiers during WWII?
Sunburnt armpits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*emails this to father and brother*
Excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They have just upgraded their National Security Status
From Run to Hide.

It's only a short step from Hide to Collaborate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Unless the white flag factory burns down, rendering them without a convincing next move.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)