I find it astounding that anyone can get to the stage
where it's too much effort to go to a toilet and you prefer to just shit your pants.

I actually get a bit sick of the columnists who say things like "Being overweight is as much an eating disorder as being anorexic" because that's just bollocks. Being anorexic takes serious dedication, even if it does mean you're a mental.

Being that grossly fat just means being fucking lazy and pathetic, it's not a disorder, it's never having been told to fuck off outside and do some exercise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

also, either they can muster the effort to get some food but not go to the toilet
or some other twat is feeding them a fucking load of food.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

It's usually their mothers
and they say "But I just can't stand to see them go hungry, they get so upset" It's your fucking fault they are like this you disgusting cunt!

And yes, that last comment was aimed at Vipros. It is all his fault.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I heard it was Gary Numan's fault

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

s'true
if he hadn't invented cars they would have to walk to the takeaway
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

By the time they're able to buy or cook their own food
then it's their own fault. Teenagers are more to blame than their idiotic parents, because they have the choice to say no. They don't because they're pathetic excuses for human beings.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)