Dear Sirs
In the unliklely event that the above named tubby ever turns up to work, due to them being crippled with depression and shut-inism, for the love of god don't leave them unattended whilst in the presence of children or the handicapped.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

PS they smell of wee-wee and 'Red Dwarf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

and MEAT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Their specialty is the 'Arnold Rimmer'
Somewhat disappointinly the full act is merely the appendage of a letter to their forehead 0/10
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)