It's mostly cidar.
I'm quite upset that I bought what turns out to be 4 large glasses of wine @ £20 each though =/ I thought, without reading, that they would at least be the size of a normal bottle of wine....

www.onceuponatree.co.uk/online-shop/cider-a-perry.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

4 large glasses of wine IS a 75cl bottle.
Yours are 500ml - but you should be drinking it in small servings nearer to sherry than 'normal' wine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

See Monty, you and I are so alike

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Fuck off are we.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I had a feeling you might say that
That is why I have taken the liberty of securing a surgeon's skills to permanently sew us together
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I may have over-exaggerated my experience as a surgeon...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You could manage a cock to cock though?
I believe the term is "docking"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

yeah, no worries
if you're pressed for time I can just use a staple gun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

375ml though.
I'm talking about the pear wine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Fuck, that's a half bottle. It better be nice, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

But you drink far less of them at one time as they are sweet...quality not quantity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)