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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh my goodness, look at what I took delivery of today !
i.imgur.com/EQGDR.jpg

I don't even really drink =/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:42, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
send it to me then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Listen, K, I don't know if you're aware, but Apple are about to announce their iPad 2, and normally it retails in 2 weeks time from anouncement in the states, and 2 weeks on europe from then.
I was wondering, if I flew you over here with one when it comes out, would that be cool? I don't think I can wait a whole month. If you could pick up a 3DS on your way too, that would be ab-fab.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Well I am meant to fly the jet over in April for a meet and greet with N-Dubz and Katie Price.
Is April too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
It'll be too late then, apple would have announced the "iPad 2s", and I won't Want it anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
They are due to announce the iPad 3 in september Gonz

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
They said that last year.
Were in a half upgrade year for apple this year, might not see the iPhone 5.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Do you reckon?
I can get the iPhone 4 today with a deal on in O2, I'm quite desperate for a new phone but was thinking of just waiting until June/July to get the iPhone 5. Might it really not come out this year?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Just nick one

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Do you do anything apart from buy expensive technology
When i were a lad at school my phone had three AA batteries in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I recon "iPhone 4s", still worth the wait.
I donno what we will see tonight, but there is so little talk of new iPhone that at most we will get iOS 5, probs no new non iPhone hardware announcements for another few months. If I remember right, last year iPhone 4 and iPad were two different events.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Listen Gonz I'm not sure what time I can make it
but it shouldn't be much after 9. Hope that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
HOLY SHIT!
You're Sushi party is going to be the best party EVAH!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Hope it's better than your punctuation.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I hope it's better than your financial management

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
1:0

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I'm not sure who the home team is here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
You're the no home team surely.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This from a man who is renting
and universally considered to be a rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Hope it's better than your moob management.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Poor effort.
Accept when you're beaten, old chap.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I JUST NEED MORE TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
"STOP IT ALL, YOU'RE RUINING IT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TASTE IT, NOT DOWN IT !!!! STOP GETTING DRUNK !!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPIT IT OUT SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN TRY IT"
*melts down*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I don't know what sort of wine tastings you've been going to Gonz,
but just no.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
German ones. And it's very much 'home made wine' they're drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I have prepared some "canapes"
on the glass coffee table.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Hahahaha UR Una Stubbs AICM wet wipes and a cry in the shower

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
With coffee table displays a speciality

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Are those the..
"throw in your car keys" wine tastings?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Correct. I think that's to do with not driving drunk but I'm not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Did someone say 'homemade wine?'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
MOVE ALONG PLEASE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
oh god not this again

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Ok I'll ask.
Why did you buy a load of wine when you don't drink?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
They aren't all wine
one of them says "Perry" on the label. I reckon it's a selection of ciders and liquers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
It's mostly cidar.
I'm quite upset that I bought what turns out to be 4 large glasses of wine @ £20 each though =/ I thought, without reading, that they would at least be the size of a normal bottle of wine....

www.onceuponatree.co.uk/online-shop/cider-a-perry.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
4 large glasses of wine IS a 75cl bottle.
Yours are 500ml - but you should be drinking it in small servings nearer to sherry than 'normal' wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
See Monty, you and I are so alike

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Fuck off are we.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I had a feeling you might say that
That is why I have taken the liberty of securing a surgeon's skills to permanently sew us together
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I may have over-exaggerated my experience as a surgeon...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
You could manage a cock to cock though?
I believe the term is "docking"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
yeah, no worries
if you're pressed for time I can just use a staple gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
375ml though.
I'm talking about the pear wine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Fuck, that's a half bottle. It better be nice, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
But you drink far less of them at one time as they are sweet...quality not quantity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Needs more naked reflection

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
There really is something horribly wrong with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I don't know where to start old chap, I don't know where to start

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Those are oddly shaped bottles.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Dessert wines innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Made by Bedouins

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
OMG He's supporting Gadaffi!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Don't you? The world needs some mad leaders, it gets boring otherwise!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Who are you going to get instead? Someone with a beard? Hah, impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
It would lead a certain gravitas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
*puts hand up* I have a beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Anal doesn't count...although you do talk a lot of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I think the one's on the left are sweet wines.
I got some Aussie wine from the Hunter Valley in bottles like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Kinga?
Nig brother lolz
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
"Day 53 in the Treehouse"...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
BUT I DO!
WOOHOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Are you going to be drunk on Friday?
The answer I'm expecting here is "of course".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
pft hell yeah
Why? Are you worried I'll get handsy? *squishsquishsquish*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I fancy trying that knock out cider you both had.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
It was so tasty
That my legs forgot how to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
You never look drunk.
Me and ma have discussed this at length.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I slur my words
And my eyes roll about a bit in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
And if I remember correctly Wookie gets frisky when he's drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I think that's a team awesome trait

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
But I dont get frisky when-
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I think there's a few that wish you did.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Al can wish all he likes
I never want to touch him.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
*pats head*
you may be allowed in this weekend if you're good
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Best news evah!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I'm really looking forward to Stobarting again

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Clendrix is going to yell at us

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I'm willing to risk that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I look drunk most of the time

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
ooh that was good we should totally get more of that
from Morrisons was it?

OH THE ONE IN THE PUB! that was gooooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
We'll be going to the '2 pint limit' scrumpy pub
I r gonna be DESTROYED.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Then I probably will get handsy :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
If you're not careful, you might take Chompy's Gropey title
LOL JK that's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
challenge accepted

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
*stands in line*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
oh you'll get groped
groped gooooood
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I've checked the weather and is should be cold enough for the prozzie coat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
woot!
There will be much thigh rubbing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I'd pop over
but with both me and Monty, there wouldn't be enough for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
There's not even enough for me and Gonz.
I'm going to have to send him out to the offy after an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Gonz, Monty is a terrible cunt to me
and I don't want him in our flat. I hope you understand that if you let him into the flat I will have to set fire to it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I'm not Gonz, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
no hence the comma signifiying I was talking to gonz about you regarding your previous post

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
...in a reply to my post.
PS what does 'yoru' mean? Is it some kind of Maori ceremony?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
it means someone who constantly bitches online about problems they brought on themselves

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
They're the worst kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It'll go up a treat withj MOnty inside

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Fucking hell were you in TGB's English class?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I propose the following.
Human chain down to the off-licence supplying you and I, with Darth on the dessert wines.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

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