there's a book by an indian/english writer called "ishq and mushq" which apparently means "love and smell"
because those are the two things in life that you can't hide.

i quite like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's lovely, and true.
My aunty hates my natural smell. She said it's sweet, but not nice like candy floss or honey sweet. She said sometimes sick people smell sweet.
I used to sleep in her bed every Friday and she said it was quite overwhelming some nights.
I think she just hates me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

rotta
/rottingfleshsmellssweet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

really?
Maybe I'm a zombie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

The man has clearly never encountered 'Hai Karate'.
You could mask the smell of Auschwitz with that stuff.

cf 'Blue Stratos'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

John Paul Fucking Gaultier for 'men' is the most homosexual, overpowering, noxious, begging-women-called-Debbi-for-sex-while-secretly-wanting-to-get-bummed-off-your-best-mate-Dazza tart-spray I have ever had the unfortunate experience of inhaling.
BAN IT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

To buy it in Bristol, all you have to do is go to Boots and ask for a can of 'Bob'
They check to see if you've got SKILL and if you have, they'll sell it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Why's it called Bob?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

After our own, dear, Bobby Pires

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

The footballer or Turdy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I know somebody's missus
whose anus has a slight, but noticeable "mushq".
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Schteve?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)