This is funny
my mother insists on calling her lean grilling machine George Formby........thankfully they are removed from the north and do not own either a whippet or pigeons. They have also replaced their coal fire with a bloody horrible electric dimplex affair. So evidence of the north is almost removed............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How many metres' walk across a grim backyard is their lavatory from their house?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)

They measure it in whippet lengths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

all 5 of them
are contained within their property.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I suppose if you live on a diet of gravy and coal
you need a 'lavveh' every few feet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

lavveh empty KFC bucket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I already told yer
no coal - they burnt peat anyway...........living in Ireland, it's the most readily available to them.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Poor old Pete.
De little fecker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

That's impressive
most rooms only have four corners.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Ah but puddles are round.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Careful now, with dat dere damp you'll be down with de consumption

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

You can take the povvo out of the North, but you can't take the North out of the povvo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:34, Reply)