I'd be Crunchy or Gonz, fo' sho'.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

why the hell would you be me?
Actually, while you're me, could you do some hardcore flirting for me, please?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Because you're very nice
And I'd like to be as creative as you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

oh, thank you
although I don't actually make nice things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

But you have got a Microwave.
Don't forget that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah but I can't make ANYTHING
I don't have the patience.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I was thinking bout this for Gonz, while you're him, you should totally chat up some chicks and get him some dates

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Just to help you make up your mind.
If you decide to be Crunchy, she has just joined a gym, so you might have to go and do a load of exercise, you might be better off in Gonz-World (assuming you can get a visa to visit planet Gonz).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I'd love to live on planet Gonz for a short while.
Broaden my horizons and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

ym hurryzuns

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)