The other night
I heard about a guy I know from school, who was offered a pay rise and a promotion by his boss in return for allowing his boss to take him roughly up the wrong 'un once or twice a week. Rumour is the guy's girlfriend weighed up the relative merits of her boyfriend being shagged by his boss vs the extra money, and came firmly down on the 'more money' side of the equation.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You went to school with Darth?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

This is
a possibility I hadn't considered...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Clicking this
One of the better jibes of recent times. 8/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Haha!
I guess if the person in question was a woman it wouldn't be so funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

What makes it even better
was his persona in school of macho rugby type who hates teh gays.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Seems he ended up with a doozy of a girlfriend then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I've met her, once
the best part of her ran down the inside of her mothers leg.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)