Jimmy Hill.
Sorry to break it to you, but in every workplace in the land there's a bullshit rumour about a female employee who 'likes it up the arse'.

You might as well have added '...and after he'd finished shagging her he realised his mum had left a steaming cup of tea by his bedside'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not in mine
because I work with 5 60 year old men.

Actually... that sounds worse...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

What are you going to do when they all retire?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

'Them all up the arse'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*Puts kettle on*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

"We were going to get you a watch as a leaving present, but instead...."

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Drink significantly
fewer cups of tea. And be exposed to less casual racism.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I appreciate that's how it might appear.
But I've worked with him for 15 years, we're good mates, and he's told me all kinds of stories over the years - quite a few that haven't exactly showed him in a good light. I completely believe him on this.

She's emailed him pics of her up to all sorts. She's a crazy lady.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)