Computer cables
I can't bare to throw them out, but have a growing nest of various hard drive cables I'll likely never need.

Alt: It's white, with big black letters that say "CUNT" on it. I got it at a Jim Jefferies stand-up show.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

then throw them out while clothed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Should I have used 'bear'? I have a total blindspot for that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You do indeed, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Nobody's perfect
But I'm pretty fucking close.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Pobody's nerfect lolzzl111lol!!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

+ t

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I like how you posted a standard gay comment
went away then had a lightbulb moment and came running back to change it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

So do I. This version is much better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What I don't like, however,
is the use of cheesy Americanisms like 'lightbulb moment'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Took you five minutes to decide though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Incredibly, I was doing some work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)